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arab, femboy, and permanently one bad idea away from a story you’ll retell for years. i got the name the obvious way — i type it more than i type my own.

i drink. a lot, and cheerfully, and i’m not going to pretend otherwise on a page about myself. if that’s a dealbreaker, entirely fair, there are several other very nice people on this website.

what i’m actually good at: making the room lighter. i can take a genuinely miserable evening and get you laughing at it within twenty minutes, which is a stupid skill to have and the only one i’d put on a CV.

ask me something serious and watch me deflect three times before answering properly. the fourth one is real.